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Front and back clip, five points of adjustment

Stays put, even for an enthusiastic eater

Twenty minutes of nose work indoors

One line, drawn once, fired in

Memory foam base, cover off in one zip

50 hours, in a glass worth keeping

A dish first, a dachshund second

Climbing rope core, visible at 150 metres

Quiet enough to leave in a bedroom

Set of four, chip resistant rim

Reads as a form before it reads as a cat

Four mugs, reactive glaze, no two alike

Keys, rings, the loose change

Works with three stems or none

Rolled, so it does not part the coat

Leads below, keys on the shelf

Warm without the weight

Nice enough to leave in the living room

Kind to knives, doubles as a platter

Two bowls, at the right height

Heavy, cool, quietly expensive looking

Bent plywood, no cartoon paw prints

Sisal and wool, no beige carpet

Three pack, absorbent from day one

Turns a 40 second dinner into eight minutes

Floats, and does not wreck teeth

For the sofa you are pretending they stay off

Debossed, not printed, so it will not wear off

Three strand cotton, survives a serious game

Raised sides for a cat that likes a wall

Real glass, real mount, stands or hangs

Raised lip, so spills stay on it

Hidden zip, actually fits the pad

Six mice, refillable pouch

Holds 12kg, leaves no marks

Level two, for the dog that solved level one

Square mount, because that is how you photograph them

Set of three, unscented, dripless

Four, absorbent, no ring left behind

Holds its shape when empty

Tall enough for a full stretch

Four months, no plug, no flame

Drainage hole and a matching saucer

Set of four, hold their walls

Toys away, without a plastic crate

Sits on the worktop without apology

For the ten minutes before someone arrives

Set of four, wash and use, no ironing

Holds a 12kg sack, keeps the oils fresh

Four cups, thick walled, keeps heat

For the things with no home

Solid brass, refills with any roll

A tail that becomes the handle

Leads, harness and a shelf for the keys

Fits in a fridge door, pours clean

Set of six, airtight, stackable lids

Cut to standard crate sizes, bound edge

Pair, heavy enough for actual books

Set of two, unlacquered, will patina

Long enough to actually overhang

Three steps, for old hips and short legs

Four hooks, holds a wet winter coat

One object, no job to do